Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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