After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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