your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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