What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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