"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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