I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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