we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
