Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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