I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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