Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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