I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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