Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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