no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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