So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My vagina is officially offended.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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