Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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