I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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