I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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