Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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