all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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