Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Congratulations! We have a period
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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