I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
