her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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