I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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