Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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