You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
