I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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