Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
