Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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