You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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