That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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