Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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