How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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