Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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