Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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