dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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