I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I think I died a long time ago.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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