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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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