I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Enjoy the penises
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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