I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
