Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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