Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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