Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
