xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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