Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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