i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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