Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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