That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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