windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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