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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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