At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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