Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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